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  <title>Memories Don't Burn</title>
  <subtitle>Жили-были</subtitle>
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    <name>Жили-были</name>
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  <updated>2009-01-05T16:05:29Z</updated>
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    <title>Books I'm reading for 2008</title>
    <published>2008-01-09T23:47:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-05T16:05:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'd like to aim for 50 books this year. With grad school being as time consuming as it is, I don't think I'll be able to reach 70 this year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Pride &amp;amp; Prejudice-Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;2. The Sweet Far Thing- Libba Bray&lt;br /&gt;3. Promises to Keep- Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;4. Look me in the Eye: My Life with Aspergers- John Elder Robison&lt;br /&gt;5. Paint it Black-Janet Fitch&lt;br /&gt;6. Ruby-Francesa Lia Block &amp;amp; Carmen Staton&lt;br /&gt;7. Skin Tight- Carl Hiaasen&lt;br /&gt;8. Body Surfing- Anita Shreve&lt;br /&gt;9. Posh-Lucy Jackson&lt;br /&gt;10. The Seduction of the Crimson Rose- Lauren Willig&lt;br /&gt;11. Rise and Shine- Anna Quindlen&lt;br /&gt;12. The Eye-Vladimir Nabokov&lt;br /&gt;13. What the Dead Know- Laura Lippman&lt;br /&gt;14. An Invitation to a Beheading- Vladimir Nabokov&lt;br /&gt;15. Confessions of a Jane Austen Addict-Laurie Viera Rigler&lt;br /&gt;16. Change of Heart- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;17. Just Listen- Sarah Dessen&lt;br /&gt;18. Such a Pretty Girl- Laura Wiess&lt;br /&gt;19. The Year of Fog- Michelle Richmond&lt;br /&gt;20. The Ladies From St. Petersburg- Nina Berberova&lt;br /&gt;21. A Certain Slant of Light- Laura Whitcomb&lt;br /&gt;22. Belong to Me- Marisa De Los Santos&lt;br /&gt;23. Nature Girl- Carl Hiassen&lt;br /&gt;24. Certain Girls- Jennifer Wiener&lt;br /&gt;25. Last Chance Saloon- Marian Keyes&lt;br /&gt;26. I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You- Ally Carter&lt;br /&gt;27. The Gingerbread Girl- Stephen King&lt;br /&gt;28. The Vanishing Act of Esme Lennox-Maggie O'Farrell&lt;br /&gt;29. Kitchen Confidential- Anthony Bourdain&lt;br /&gt;30. Lucky You- Carl Hiassen&lt;br /&gt;31. The Last Lecture- Randy Pausch&lt;br /&gt;32. Native Tongue- Carl Hiassen&lt;br /&gt;33. Brides &amp;amp; Sinners of El Chuco-&lt;span class="ptBrand"&gt;Christine Granados&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. A Cook's Tour- Anthony Bourdain&lt;br /&gt;35. The Unbearable Lightness of Being- Milan Kundera&lt;br /&gt;36. Twilight- Stephanie Meyers&lt;br /&gt;37. Pale Fire-Vladimir Nabokov&lt;br /&gt;38. Eclipse-Stephanie Meyers&lt;br /&gt;39. New Dawn-Stephanie Meyers&lt;br /&gt;40. The Road-Cormac McCarthy&lt;br /&gt;41. How We Survived Communism and Laughed-Slavenka Drakulic&lt;br /&gt;42. Tender is the Night- F. Scott Fitzgerald&lt;br /&gt;43. Christine- Stephen King&lt;br /&gt;44. Where Rainbows End- Cecelia Ahern&lt;br /&gt;45. Holy Fools- Joanne Harris&lt;br /&gt;46. The Master of Petersburg- J.M. Coetzee&lt;br /&gt;47. Chasing Harry Winston- Lauren Weisberger&lt;br /&gt;48. Lean Mean Thirteen- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;49. Plum Lovin'- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;50. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress-Dai Sijie&lt;br /&gt;51. Barefoot-Elin Hilderbrand&lt;br /&gt;52. One for the Money-&amp;nbsp;Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;53. Breaking Dawn-Stephanie Meyers&lt;br /&gt;54. Two for the Dough- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;55. Three to Get Ready- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;56. Four to Score- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;57. A Dirty Job- Christopher Moore&lt;br /&gt;58. Lost on Planet China or How I Learned to Love Live Squid- J. Maarten Troost&lt;br /&gt;59. The Night Villa- Carol Goodman&lt;br /&gt;60. High Five- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;61. Hot Six- Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;62.&amp;nbsp;Seven Up-&amp;nbsp;Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;63. Hard Eight-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;64. To the Nines-&amp;nbsp;Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;65. Ten Big Ones-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;66. Eleven on Top-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;67. Twelve Sharp-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;68. Lean Mean Thirteen-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;69. Broken-Daniel Clay&lt;br /&gt;69. Fearless Fourteen-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;70. Visions of Sugar Plums-Janet Evanovich&lt;br /&gt;71. Persepolis- &lt;span class="ptBrand"&gt;Marjane Satrapi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="binding"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;72. Venus Envy- Rita Mae Brown&lt;br /&gt;73. I&amp;nbsp;am the Messenger- Markus Zusak&lt;br /&gt;74.&amp;nbsp; Psyche in a Dress- Francesca Lia Block&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Dear Whoever Has Been Reading My LJ &amp; Telling Craig's Parents I Still Have the Wii</title>
    <published>2007-11-15T16:57:24Z</published>
    <updated>2007-11-15T16:57:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I don't know who the hell has been contacting Craig's parents, but I just got a call from them saying I still have the Wii.&amp;nbsp; I do not have the Wii. I sold the Wii to a tPFer to pay for the sunglasses that Craig jumped on and destroyed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I have is an&lt;b&gt; iHome&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img width="400" height="300" alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/IMG_2226.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, it is white like the Wii.&amp;nbsp; Yes, it was standing next to my cable box on its side.&amp;nbsp; Why? Because I had just got that piece of furniture &amp;amp; I was taking pictures to quickly show my mom how everything looked together.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again. You need to be smart enough to realize that ihome is not a Wii.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whoever has been trying to "rat me out" to Craig's parents?&amp;nbsp; I hope you die in a fire.</content>
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    <title>The miserable fuck was cheating on me</title>
    <published>2007-10-11T13:01:28Z</published>
    <updated>2007-10-11T13:01:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">too exhausted to write all the details here, but it's all on my myspace in my blogs so all of our mutual friends can see it: &lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;amp;friendid=49335889"&gt;http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;amp;friendid=49335889&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not stupid.&amp;nbsp; I was able to put the signs together, and that miserable fuck couldn't be honest with me after 7 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm done with him.&amp;nbsp; I deserve a billion times better.</content>
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    <title>Gun rants</title>
    <published>2007-04-18T02:46:02Z</published>
    <updated>2007-04-18T02:46:02Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Two totally different rants as I'm watching (technically listening, as my Mom is watching Dateline downstairs, and I can't see the television) another news show about the massacre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The host of the show is going on and on about how easy it is to get a gun in Virginia, and that's the reason this massacre happened. Okay, look. I'm in favor of strict gun control.&amp;nbsp; You'll never be able to convince me that it's your God given right to own 100 guns and an arsenal of semi automatic weapons. One gun, sure. Two guns cause you love hunting, all right, but no one needs an Uzi, especially if the closest you've ever been to hunting is a pair of camo pants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*However*&amp;nbsp; the argument that if there was stricter gun control this horrible thing never would have happened is bullshit. If it was illegal to own guns, there would never be any gun violence?&amp;nbsp; Just like drugs are illegal now, and the U.S. has no drug problem, you mean? Riiiight.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; People who want to do something like this, will do it. Whether they can walk into a gun shop and buy one or whether they're buying one out of someone's trunk.&amp;nbsp; I understand the need to hold someone or something accountable for this, but blaming something large like the gun industry or all immigrants accountable for the actions of one very disturbed and twisted individual just isn't right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My other rant was the statement made by members of the VTech NRA Group about how if they were allowed to have guns on campus, this massacre never would have happened, because they would have tried to shoot the killer.&amp;nbsp; The level of stupid in that statement amazes me.&amp;nbsp; I can't imagine what the body count would have been had a bunch of twenty somethings had a shoot out in a heavily populated building.</content>
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    <title>So sick over this</title>
    <published>2007-01-26T14:21:01Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-26T14:21:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I got this email from Emory a few days ago, but I ignored it as junk mail asking me for money. Man, I wish I never opened it. I'm sick over.  It's good for people that are going there now, but what about people like me? People whose parents "made too much money" for qualifying for financial aid. My mother made $50,000 when I went to Emory and had $100,000+ in medical bills because of Tara, and yet that was too much money. I have $50,000 in Emory student loans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is such a slap in the face to all of us that have ridiculous loans, I want to cry. Why not offer us some relief too? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Emory University announced today the establishment of Emory Advantage, a program of financial aid initiatives that will help lower- and middle-income students and families reduce debt incurred during the undergraduate years. The changes will begin in the 2007-08 academic year, marking one of the most aggressive programs devised by any national research university to enhance accessibility and affordability. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"These new programs will make it possible for any qualified student to obtain the advantages of an Emory education regardless of family background or circumstance," says Emory President James W. Wagner. "We are especially concerned to address the particular needs of many middle-income families, who ironically make too much money to qualify for many types of financial aid, but who find themselves unable to afford four years of college education without incurring substantial levels of debt."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Under Emory's new Loan Replacement Grant, students whose families' assessed income is $50,000 or less will graduate with no need-based loans from their four undergraduate years. Emory's new Loan Cap Program will assist students from families with assessed income between $50,001- $100,000 by capping their total need-based loan amount over four years at $15,000. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We believe that extending loan caps to families making up to $100,000 is rare, if not unique, among our peers," says Provost Earl Lewis. "Most other loan replacement or loan cap programs are aimed primarily at low-income students."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We are committed to providing access to an Emory education for all students," says Wagner. "An important goal is to foster further excellence of our academic community with the inclusion of highly talented students who would not have felt able to seriously consider applying to Emory in the past."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The new Loan Replacement Grant will be available to students in all four of Emory's undergraduate divisions – the two-year Oxford College, the four-year Emory College, the Nell Hodgson Woodruff School of Nursing and Goizueta Business School. The Loan Cap Program will be available to students beginning enrollment in 2007.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In another initiative announced today, Emory is rolling out new Liberal Arts Scholarships for semi-finalists applying for Emory's long-time Emory Scholars Program, recognizing outstanding academic achievement, talent, leadership and community service among high school students. The Emory Scholars program began in 1979 as a result of the $103 million gift from the Woodruff Foundation; each year the university awards some 70 scholarships to outstanding entering freshmen, including Woodruff Scholarships.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Emory also will enhance its Dean's Achievement Scholarships, rewarding academic achievement, leadership and community service among rising Emory sophomores, juniors and seniors who did not receive a merit scholarship coming from high school. "The opportunity to receive merit-based awards as a function of college performance is rare," says Robert Paul, dean of Emory College.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We greatly value rewarding students for their ongoing excellent work in Emory College," says Thomas D. Lancaster, senior associate dean for undergraduate education and administrator of the program. The Dean's Achievement Scholars will be selected after the spring semester by a comprehensive selection committee comprised of faculty from across the university and alumni, says Lancaster. Those selected will become part of the Emory Scholars Program.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once fully implemented, the University’s investment in these initiatives will be about $7 million per year (in today's dollars). The university's Strategic Plan funds will support the new programs for the first five years. They will be sustained by reallocating existing endowment streams of approximately $150 million and by raising at least an additional $75 million in endowment by the end of those five years, says President Wagner.</content>
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    <title>Fun With Real Estate</title>
    <published>2007-01-16T18:45:50Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-16T21:03:09Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font face="Times New Roman" size="3"&gt;Since Craig's in North Carolina, I've been really looking at real estate down there. These are some of my favorite. I'm in awe of how many new developments are being built. I'm torn on new homes. I really like the idea that you can move right in &amp;amp; not have to spend years fixing things or dealing with the damage that other people have done to the house. Some people&amp;nbsp;are stuck with home repairs that&amp;nbsp;end up running them the cost of a new house (like my Aunt).&amp;nbsp; On the other hand, I like a house with personality. Give me a old creaky farmhouse with a wrap around porch, and that's my idea of heaven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These homes are mostly in the Chapel Hill/Cary, NC area. Cary was voted one of the top ten&amp;nbsp;places to live in the U.S. by CNN/Money Magazine last year, so it's not like I've picked BumFuck, NC just to get cheaper house prices in order to show a staggering difference between the Northeast and the South.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We'll start with my favorite because it's one of the more expensive.&amp;nbsp; It's in a new development called Lakestone Village. The website for that is: &lt;a href="http://www.lakestonevillage.com/avhomes.html"&gt;http://www.lakestonevillage.com/avhomes.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my favorite home.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/299House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm in love with the shape and the porch. It's very "beachy" looking. It's expensive at $299K when you compare it to the rest of the houses below, and much smaller than the rest, but I just love it. It kills me with cuteness. I can see myself sitting on the porch with a book reading for hours. It's just a friendly looking house, don't you think?&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On to the rest:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We'll start from lowest and work our way up.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For $175K, we have this little beauty with&amp;nbsp;four bedrooms:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/175House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I liked this one because it's older &amp;amp; it says I'm a Southern home! Look at me and my southerness.&amp;nbsp; I'm not entirely sure what Craig and I would do with 4 bedrooms (the flying squirrel is not getting her own room, no matter what he says), but for $175K, it's fabulous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next we have this little stunner for $182K and three bedrooms (I believe):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/182house.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, there's the newness factor. It's not even complete yet. You don't have to worry about replace anything. Everything is new and shiny. There's that huge garage and I'm a sucker for bay windows, I admit it.&amp;nbsp; This style and size seemed to be the standard at this price range as you can see from this other example pricing in at $189K. For me that's the one downfall, I'm not a fan of living in a community where every house looks the exact same. It's a little too Stepford for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/189House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and this for $204K&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/204House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you want to move on up a little more. If you need a little more square footage, we have this house for $219K&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/219House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, basically the same as the others 4 bedrooms (apparently you Southerners like to have a lot of babies). It's pretty difficult to find houses that were not town houses that were under 3 bedrooms and not 40+ year old ranchers. Love the second floor balcony, and I believe this one had more actual property. That's another thing I get hung up on. I don't want to open my blinds and see into my neighbors living room. I don't need 30 acres, but one or two would be nice.&amp;nbsp; I like personal space. With the newer homes personal space seems to not exist (see my favorite house above).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Upwards and onwards to $284K.&amp;nbsp; This is if you really want to pop out the babies like there's no tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/284House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I liked this one because it reminded me of my grandparents' old house in Roseland. It has that family-charm thing going on. I could see this house in a movie.&amp;nbsp; Doesn't it have that "Father of the Bride" feel to it? Way too big for my purposes, but this house is roughly going for the same price as my mother's three bedroom townhouse in New Jersey. I think she's at $280K right now, just to give you some idea of how NJ home buyers are being hosed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now this is where I saw my cute little dream house above so I kind of meandered off my track of finding more homes and set about emailing Craig to see if we could actually look at that house in February when I come visit.&amp;nbsp; To make up for it, I decided to post a house that was on the more expensive side.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For $519,000 this could be yours:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/519House.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's big and new and lovely, I'm guessing it's in a super exclusive community for that price. Again, I'm a sucker for porches, but as you can see from the houses above, you can easily find something in the under $250K price range of the same size and around the same age.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And just because who doesn't love looking at million dollar homes, some of the monsters that I found:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a spare $1.5 Million this little shack could be yours (that's just over $7K a month for mortage, if you're so inclined):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/Onepointfive.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The features are awesome. The kitchens in the million dollar houses always kill me. One of these had an all cherrywood walk-in closet the size of our apartment. I'd have no problem filling that bad boy up (although with that mortage payment, I just might actually have a problem filling it up-I'd be broke!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Falling in next at a mere $2.2 Million is this wonder. I actually thought it was condos when I looked at the thumbnail. Nope, that's all one house. Insane.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/2point2Mill.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And finally coming in at $2.5 Million (that's $16,000 a month) is this whooper with a pond and Japanese footbridge in the back.&amp;nbsp; It's 4 bedrooms, which surprised me. I thought it would be like 6:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/jmfunnyface/2point9Mill.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, that's my little tour of real estate in North Carolina. From the very affordable to the "are you out of your freakin' mind?!" price range.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As you can see there's a ton of new construction going on. I believe I had over 1,000 listings in the town I chose with a price range of $150K-$400K with the vast majority of the houses being built between 2005-2007.&amp;nbsp; This leads to a lot of cookie-cutter style houses as you can see.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Interestingly enough, I was listen to the radio on the way to work last week,&amp;nbsp;and according to Van Lines (the moving company) 66% of all moves that happened in 2006 were moves out of New Jersey with North Carolina being the #1 place the people leaving the state moved to.&amp;nbsp; I'm not sure what this will do to real estate prices or the road rage!&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>2007 Book List</title>
    <published>2007-01-04T18:10:52Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-31T15:56:53Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;font size="3" face="Times New Roman"&gt;I think I'm going to try and hold steady at 70 books for 2007.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. The Bachelorette Party- Karen McCullah Lutz&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;2. Thirteen Little Blue Envelopes-Maureen Johnson&lt;br /&gt;3. Incantation-Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;4. Queen of Babble- Meg Cabot&lt;br /&gt;5. The Wonder Spot- Melissa Bank&lt;br /&gt;6. Forever in Blue: The Fourth Summer of the Sisterhood- Ann Brashares&lt;br /&gt;7. Skylight Confessions- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;8. Faith &amp;amp; Hope: The Kyivan Church in Communion with Rome 1596-1996- Andrzej Polec&lt;br /&gt;9. Rasputin's Daughter- Robert Alexander&lt;br /&gt;10. Harvesting the Heart- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;11. Queen of the Turtle Derby &amp;amp; Other Southern Phenomena- Julia Reed&lt;br /&gt;12. Weekend in Paris; A Novel- Robyn Sisman&lt;br /&gt;13. Angels all Over Town- Luanne Rice&lt;br /&gt;14. Everyone Worth Knowing-Lauren Weisberger&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;15. The Collection- Bentley Little&lt;br /&gt;16. Shopaholic &amp;amp; Baby- Sophie Kinsella&lt;br /&gt;17. Nineteen Minutes- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;18. A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier- Ishmael Beah&lt;br /&gt;19. &lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;The Madonnas of Leningrad by Debra Dean&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;20. Two Little Girls in Blue- Mary Higgins Clark&lt;br /&gt;21. The Other Boleyn Girl-Philipa Gregory&lt;br /&gt;22. Love Walked In- Marisa de Los Santos&lt;br /&gt;23. A Girl Like Moi-Lisa Barham&lt;br /&gt;24. A Dangerous Dress- Julia Holden&lt;br /&gt;25. When in Rome- Gemma Townley&lt;br /&gt;26. The Family Fortune- Laurie Horowitz&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;27. The Man of my Dreams- Curtis Sittenfeld&lt;br /&gt;28. A Most Uncommon Degree of Popularity- Kathleen Gilles Seidel&lt;br /&gt;29. The Girls- Lori Lansens&lt;br /&gt;30. Ring of Endless Light- Madeleine L'Engle&lt;br /&gt;31. Model Student-Robin Hazelwood&lt;br /&gt;32. Moloka'i- Alan Brennert&lt;br /&gt;33. Cellophane-Marie Arana&lt;br /&gt;34. Lost It- Kristen Tracy&lt;br /&gt;35. Candy Darlings-Christine Walde&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;36. Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank- Celia Rivenbank&lt;br /&gt;37. Elsewhere-Gabrielle Zevin&lt;br /&gt;38. Anybody Out There- Marian Keyes&lt;br /&gt;39.&amp;nbsp;Swapping Lives- Jane Green&lt;br /&gt;40. How to be Lost- Amanda Eyre Ward&lt;br /&gt;41. Once Upon a Day- Lisa Tucker&lt;br /&gt;42. Cocktails for Three-Madeleine Wickham&lt;br /&gt;43. Pigtopia-Kitty Fitzgerald&lt;br /&gt;44. Saving Fish from Drowing- Amy Tan&lt;br /&gt;45. Candles Burning- Tabitha King &amp;amp; Michael McDowell&lt;br /&gt;46. Frenemies- Megan Crane&lt;br /&gt;47. Lost and Found- Carolyn Pakhurst&lt;br /&gt;48. Project Paris-Lisa Barham and Sujean Rim&lt;br /&gt;49. Peaches- Jodi Lynn Anderson&lt;br /&gt;50. Goodbye, Jimmy Choo- Annie Sanders&lt;br /&gt;51. Harry Potter &amp;amp; the Deathly Hallows- J.K. Rowling&lt;br /&gt;52. Under the Rose- Diana Peterfreund&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;53. Little Chapel on the River- Gwendolyn Bounds&lt;br /&gt;54. The Last Summer (Of You &amp;amp; Me)- Ann Brashares&lt;br /&gt;55. Austenland- Shannon Hale&lt;br /&gt;56. Keeping the Moon-Sarah Dessen&lt;br /&gt;57. Bergdorf Blondes- Plum Sykes&lt;br /&gt;58. Me &amp;amp; Mr. Darcy- Alexandra Potter&lt;br /&gt;59. Someone like You- Sarah Dressen&lt;br /&gt;60. Around the Bloc; My Life in Moscow, Beijing and Havana-Stephanie Elizondo Griest&lt;br /&gt;61. Eugene Onegin-Aleksandr Pushkin&lt;br /&gt;62. The Givenchy Code- Julie Kenner&lt;br /&gt;63. Chaika- Boris Akunin&lt;br /&gt;64. Casual- Oksana Robski&lt;br /&gt;65. The Truth About Forever- Sarah Dressen&lt;br /&gt;66. Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegone-Garrison Keillor&lt;br /&gt;67. Angels- Marian Keyes&lt;br /&gt;68. First Love- Ivan Turgenev&lt;br /&gt;69. The Boarding School Girl- Nadezhda Khvoshchinskaia&lt;br /&gt;70. The Faraday Girls- Monica McInerney&lt;br /&gt;71. Basket Case- Carl Hiaasen&lt;br /&gt;72. Skinny Dip-Carl Hiaasen&lt;br /&gt;73. Rachel's Holiday-Marian Keyes&lt;br /&gt;74. Strip Tease- Carl Hiassen&lt;br /&gt;75. P.S. I Love You- Cecelia Ahern&lt;br /&gt;76. Sick Puppy-Carl Hiassen&lt;br /&gt;77. Dedication-&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;78. Cracks in my Foundation- Marian Keyes&lt;br /&gt;79. Eat, Pray, Love-Elizabeth Gilbert</content>
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    <title>The Reading List of 2006- A Review</title>
    <published>2007-01-02T16:11:42Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-02T16:11:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;I read 70 books in 2006. I'm pretty sure that means I have absolutely no life. It also means that I spend way too much money on books.&amp;nbsp; Here's a break down of what I read &amp;amp; which ones I liked.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bold&lt;/strong&gt;- Books I loved&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Italics&lt;/em&gt;- Books I enjoyed, but probably wouldn't read again&lt;br /&gt;Plain Text- Ones that I read, but left no long term lasting impression on me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;Underline&lt;/u&gt;- Books I'm sending angry hate mail to the author, demanding money &amp;amp; the hours of my life&amp;nbsp;it took me to read the crap they wrote.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. A Wind in the Door- Madeleine L'Engle&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Marley &amp;amp; Me- John Grogan&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;3. Florida- Christine Schutt&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Prep- Curtis Sittenfeld&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life- Amy Krouse Rosenthal&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. The Nibelungenlieb- Anon. (Translation by A.T. Hatto)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Faust: Part One- J. Goethe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. The Perfect Summer- Luanne Rice&lt;br /&gt;9. Goodnight Nobody: A Novel- Jennifer Weiner&lt;br /&gt;10. The Prince- Niccolo Machiavelli&lt;br /&gt;11. Illumination Night- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;12. The Last Days of Dogtown- Anita Diamant&lt;br /&gt;13. Firefly Beach- Luanne Rice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;14. Sorcery &amp;amp; Cecelia or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot: Being the Correspondence of Two Young Ladies of Quality Regarding Various Magical Scandals in London and the Country- Patricia C. Wrede &amp;amp; Caroline Stevermer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;15. Sleep, Pale Sister- Joanne Harris&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;16. The Tenth Circle- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;17. Ghost White Girls- Alice Greenway&lt;br /&gt;18. Violet &amp;amp; Claire- Francesca Lia Block&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;19. Moonlight &amp;amp; Vines- Charles de Lint&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. The Mermaid Chair- Susan Monk Kidd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;21. Same Sweet Girls- Cassandra King&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;22. The Grand Tour- Patricia C. Wrede &amp;amp; Caroline Stevermer&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian-Marina Lewycka&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;24. Kiss of Shadows- Laurell K. Hamilton&lt;br /&gt;25. No Touch Monkey- Ayun Halliday&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;26. Becoming Myself, Reflections on Growing Up Female- Willa Shalit&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Irish Girls About Town- Maeve Binchy et. al&lt;br /&gt;28. The Highest Tide- Jim Lynch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;29. The Book Thief- Markus Zusak&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;30. Three Incestuous Sisters- Audrey Niffenegger&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;31. Widdershins- Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;32. The Secret History of the Pink Carnation- Lauren Willig&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;33. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius- David Eggers&lt;br /&gt;34. Child of a Rainless Year- Jane Lindskold&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. Madeleine is Sleeping- Sarah Shun-lien Bynum&lt;br /&gt;36. Inkheart- Cornelia Funke&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;37. Water for Elephants- Sara Gruen&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;38. The Devil Wears Prada- Lauren Weisberger&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. Natives and Exotics- Jane Alison&lt;br /&gt;40. Island of the Sequined Love Nun- Christopher Moore&lt;br /&gt;41. Girls Night Out- Meg Cabot et. al&lt;br /&gt;&lt;u&gt;42. The Stolen Child- Keith Donohue&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. A Wedding in December- Anita Shreve&lt;br /&gt;44. The River King- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;45. Anansi Boys- Neil Gaiman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;46. Secret Society Girl- Diana Peterfreund&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;47. Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu- J. Maarten Troost&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;48. The Book of Bright Ideas- Sandra Kring&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;49. The Blue Girl - Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;50. The Masque of the Black Tulip - Lauren Willig&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;51. Possible Side Effects- Augusten Burroughs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;52. Necklace of Kisses- Francesca Lia Block&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;53. Lost in the Forest-Sue Miller&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;54. The Thirteenth Tale- Diane Setterfield&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;55. The Guy Not Taken- Jennifer Weiner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;56. The History of Love- Nicole Krauss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;57. The Confessions of Felix Krull- Thomas Mann&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;58. Enchantment: The Life of Audrey Hepburn- Donald Spoto&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;59. Haunted- Chuck Palahniuk&lt;br /&gt;60. The Right Fit- Sinead Moriarty&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;61. Riding Lessons- Sarah Gruen&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;62. The Buried Pyramid- Jane Linskold&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;63. The Deception of the Emerald Ring- Lauren Willig&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;64. Every Secret Thing: A Novel- Laura Lippman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;65. The Mislaid Magician or Ten Years After: Being the Private Correspondence Between Two Prominent Families Regarding a Scandal Touching the Highest Levels of Government and the Security of the Realm-Patricia C. Wrede and Caroline Stevermer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;66. Always the Bridesmaid- Sarah Webb&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;67. Heiress of Water- Sandra Rodriguez Barron&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;68. Finding Alice- Melody Carlson&lt;br /&gt;69. Not So Snow White- Donna Kauffman&lt;br /&gt;70. Dog Handling- Clare Naylor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My top 3 favorites were:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life- Amy Krouse Rosenthal&lt;br /&gt;2. The Book Thief- Markus Zusak&lt;br /&gt;3. Marley &amp;amp; Me- John Grogan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Oh dear</title>
    <published>2006-09-08T01:28:23Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-08T01:28:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just saw the new Gap commercial starring my darling Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh Dear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just no. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jo would not be promoting the Gap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-one unhappy funnyface</content>
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    <title>Promo</title>
    <published>2006-07-10T20:51:03Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-10T20:51:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I've started a community for people writing their Statements of Purpose for grad schools. It's called &lt;span class='ljuser  ljuser-name_review_my_sop' lj:user='review_my_sop' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://community.livejournal.com/review_my_sop/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif' alt='[info]' width='16' height='16' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://community.livejournal.com/review_my_sop/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;review_my_sop&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;If anyone on here has the editting bug, and would love to edit the hopes and dreams of eager academics, feel free to join.</content>
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    <title>Lutz, flip, axel, what?</title>
    <published>2006-02-22T18:16:16Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-22T18:16:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">If you're not familiar with all the different kinds of jumps in figure skating NBC's website has a great section showing all the different kinds of jumps, complete with little videos of each jump. Also there's a guide to the new scoring system and a glossary of terms you may not know (as Craig said during ice dancing, "Twizzle? Isn't that a type of candy?")&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nbcolympics.com/figureskating/inside.html?ch=3"&gt;http://www.nbcolympics.com/figureskating/inside.html?ch=3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a good site.</content>
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    <title>Books Read in 2006</title>
    <published>2006-01-03T18:25:34Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-02T15:59:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">A new list for a new year!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. A Wind in the Door- Madeleine L'Engle&lt;br /&gt;2. Marley &amp; Me- John Grogan&lt;br /&gt;3. Florida- Christine Schutt&lt;br /&gt;4. Prep- Curtis Sittenfeld&lt;br /&gt;5. Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life- Amy Krouse Rosenthal&lt;br /&gt;6. The Nibelungenlieb- Anon. (Translation by A.T. Hatto)&lt;br /&gt;7. Faust: Part One- J. Goethe&lt;br /&gt;8. The Perfect Summer- Luanne Rice&lt;br /&gt;9. Goodnight Nobody: A Novel- Jennifer Weiner&lt;br /&gt;10. The Prince- Niccolo Machiavelli&lt;br /&gt;11. Illumination Night- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;12. The Last Days of Dogtown- Anita Diamant&lt;br /&gt;13. Firefly Beach- Luanne Rice&lt;br /&gt;14. Sorcery &amp; Cecelia or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot: Being the Correspondence of Two Young Ladies of Quality Regarding Various Magical Scandals in London and the Country- Patricia C. Wrede &amp; Caroline Stevermer&lt;br /&gt;15. Sleep, Pale Sister- Joanne Harris&lt;br /&gt;16. The Tenth Circle- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;17. Ghost White Girls- Alice Greenway&lt;br /&gt;18. Violet &amp; Claire- Francesca Lia Block&lt;br /&gt;19. Moonlight &amp; Vines- Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;20. The Mermaid Chair- Susan Monk Kidd&lt;br /&gt;21. Same Sweet Girls- Cassandra King&lt;br /&gt;22. The Grand Tour- Patricia C. Wrede &amp; Caroline Stevermer&lt;br /&gt;23. A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian-Marina Lewycka&lt;br /&gt;24. Kiss of Shadows- Laurell K. Hamilton&lt;br /&gt;25. No Touch Monkey- Ayun Halliday&lt;br /&gt;26. Becoming Myself, Reflections on Growing Up Female- Willa Shalit&lt;br /&gt;27. Irish Girls About Town- Maeve Binchy et. al&lt;br /&gt;28. The Highest Tide- Jim Lynch&lt;br /&gt;29. The Book Thief- Markus Zusak&lt;br /&gt;30. Three Incestuous Sisters- Audrey Niffenegger&lt;br /&gt;31. Widdershins- Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;32. The Secret History of the Pink Carnation- Lauren Willig&lt;br /&gt;33. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius- David Eggers&lt;br /&gt;34. Child of a Rainless Year- Jane Lindskold&lt;br /&gt;35. Madeleine is Sleeping- Sarah Shun-lien Bynum&lt;br /&gt;36. Inkheart- Cornelia Funke&lt;br /&gt;37. Water for Elephants- Sara Gruen&lt;br /&gt;38. The Devil Wears Prada- Lauren Weisberger&lt;br /&gt;39. Natives and Exotics- Jane Alison&lt;br /&gt;40. Island of the Sequined Love Nun- Christopher Moore&lt;br /&gt;41. Girls Night Out- Meg Cabot et. al&lt;br /&gt;42. The Stolen Child- Keith Donohue&lt;br /&gt;43. A Wedding in December- Anita Shreve&lt;br /&gt;44. The River King- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;45. Anansi Boys- Neil Gaiman&lt;br /&gt;46. Secret Society Girl- Diana Peterfreund&lt;br /&gt;47. Getting Stoned with Savages: A Trip Through the Islands of Fiji and Vanuatu- J. Maarten Troost&lt;br /&gt;48. The Book of Bright Ideas- Sandra Kring&lt;br /&gt;49. The Blue Girl - Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;50. The Masque of the Black Tulip - Lauren Willig&lt;br /&gt;51. Possible Side Effects- Augusten Burroughs&lt;br /&gt;52. Necklace of Kisses- Francesca Lia Block&lt;br /&gt;53. Lost in the Forest-Sue Miller&lt;br /&gt;54. The Thirteenth Tale- Diane Setterfield&lt;br /&gt;55. The Guy Not Taken- Jennifer Weiner&lt;br /&gt;56. The History of Love- Nicole Krauss&lt;br /&gt;57. The Confessions of Felix Krull- Thomas Mann&lt;br /&gt;58. Enchantment: The Life of Audrey Hepburn- Donald Spoto&lt;br /&gt;59. Haunted- Chuck Palahniuk&lt;br /&gt;60. The Right Fit- Sinead Moriarty&lt;br /&gt;61. Riding Lessons- Sarah Gruen&lt;br /&gt;62. The Buried Pyramid- Jane Linskold&lt;br /&gt;63. The Deception of the Emerald Ring- Lauren Willig&lt;br /&gt;64. Every Secret Thing: A Novel- Laura Lippman&lt;br /&gt;65. The Mislaid Magician or Ten Years After: Being the Private Correspondence Between Two Prominent Families Regarding a Scandal Touching the Highest Levels of Government and the Security of the Realm-Patricia C. Wrede and Caroline Stevermer&lt;br /&gt;66. Always the Bridesmaid- Sarah Webb&lt;br /&gt;67. Heiress of Water- Sandra Rodriguez Barron&lt;br /&gt;68. Finding Alice- Melody Carlson&lt;br /&gt;69. Not So Snow White- Donna Kauffman&lt;br /&gt;70. Dog Handling- Clare Naylor</content>
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    <title>Books Read in 2005</title>
    <published>2005-01-14T16:00:38Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-31T20:36:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm going to make an effort to keep track of books I've read in 2005:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.  The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde&lt;br /&gt;2.  Shopaholic and Sister by Sophie Kinsella&lt;br /&gt;3.  Coastliners by Joanne Harris&lt;br /&gt;4.  The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho&lt;br /&gt;5.  A Series of Unfortunate Events- Very Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket&lt;br /&gt;6.  The Reptile Room-Lemony Snicket&lt;br /&gt;7.  Watermelon- Marian Keyes&lt;br /&gt;8.  Sea Glass-Anita Shreve&lt;br /&gt;9.  The Sex Lives of Cannibals- J. Maarten Troost&lt;br /&gt;10. Plain Truth- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;11. The Last Unicorn- Peter S. Beagle&lt;br /&gt;12. Songs of the Humpback Whale; A Novel in Five Voices- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;13. My Sister's Keeper- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;14. Angels and Demons- Dan Brown&lt;br /&gt;15. Me Talk Pretty One Day- David Sedaris&lt;br /&gt;16. The Namesake- Jhumpa Lahiri&lt;br /&gt;17. Vanishing Acts- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;18. Rape: A Love Story- Joyce Carol Oates&lt;br /&gt;19. The Kite Runner- Khaled Hosseini&lt;br /&gt;20. Spirit in the Wires- Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;21. Ya-Ya's in Bloom- Rebecca Wells&lt;br /&gt;22. The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters- Elisabeth Robinson&lt;br /&gt;23. A Great and Terrible Beauty- Libba Bray&lt;br /&gt;24. The Full Cupboard of Life- Alexander McCall&lt;br /&gt;25. The Probable Future- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;26. Chalktown- Melinda Hayes&lt;br /&gt;27. The Shop on Blossom Street-Debbie Macomber&lt;br /&gt;28. Three Weeks with my Brother- Nicholas and Micah Sparks&lt;br /&gt;29. The Lady and the Unicorn- Tracey Chevalier&lt;br /&gt;30. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants- Ann Brashares&lt;br /&gt;31. Second Summer of the Sisterhood- Ann Brashares&lt;br /&gt;32. Lost in a Good Book- Jasper Fforde&lt;br /&gt;33. Jemima J; a Novel about Ugly Ducklings and Swans- Jane Green&lt;br /&gt;34. The Tea Shop on Mulberry Street- Sharon Owens&lt;br /&gt;35. Everything is Illuminated- Jonathan Safran Foer&lt;br /&gt;36. Blackbird House- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;37. Moonheart- Charles de Lint&lt;br /&gt;38. Running With Scissors- Augusten Burroughs&lt;br /&gt;39. Girls in Pants- Ann Brashares&lt;br /&gt;40. The True Story of Hansel and Gretel- Louise Murphy&lt;br /&gt;41. The Pact- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;42. Harry Potter &amp; The Half Blood Prince- J.K. Rowling&lt;br /&gt;43. Ukrainian Literature of the 20th Century: A Reader's Guide - George Luckyj&lt;br /&gt;44. The Seduction of Water- Carol Goodman&lt;br /&gt;45. A Wrinkle in Time- Madeleine L'Engle&lt;br /&gt;46. An Embarrassment of Mangoes; A Caribbean Interlude- Ann Vanderhoof&lt;br /&gt;47. A Very Long Engagement-Sebastien Japrisot&lt;br /&gt;48. The Undomestic Goddess- Sophie Kinsella&lt;br /&gt;49. Aquamarine &amp; Indigo- Alice Hoffman&lt;br /&gt;50. I am Madame X- Giola Diliberto&lt;br /&gt;51. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close- Jonathan Safran Foer&lt;br /&gt;52. The Historian- Elizabeth Kostova&lt;br /&gt;53. Dry-Augusten Burroughs&lt;br /&gt;54. Light on Snow- Anita Shreve&lt;br /&gt;55. The Tale of Ihor's Campaign-Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;56. The New Great Game: Blood and Oil in Central Asia- Lutz Kleveman&lt;br /&gt;57. Rebel Angels- Libba Bray&lt;br /&gt;58. Little Earthquakes- Jennifer Weiner&lt;br /&gt;59. Speak- Laurie Halse Anderson&lt;br /&gt;60. The Resort- Bentley Little&lt;br /&gt;61. Diary- Chuck Palahniuk&lt;br /&gt;62. The Magician's Nephew- C.S. Lewis&lt;br /&gt;63. Picture Perfect- Jodi Picoult&lt;br /&gt;64. The Lion, The Witch &amp; The Wardrobe- C.S. Lewis&lt;br /&gt;65. Dangerous Angels- Francesca Lia Block&lt;br /&gt;66. Resurrection- Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;67. Son of a Witch- Gregory Maguire&lt;br /&gt;68. Magical Thinking- Augusten Burroughs&lt;br /&gt;69. The Stupidest Angel-Christopher Moore&lt;br /&gt;70. The Horse and His Boy- C.S. Lewis&lt;br /&gt;71. Jigs and Reels; Stories- Joanne Harris&lt;br /&gt;72. Where is the Mango Princess- Cathy Crimmins&lt;br /&gt;73. The Well of Lost Plots- Jasper Fforde&lt;br /&gt;74. Memories of my Melancholy Whores- Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;75. The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green- Joshua Braff</content>
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    <title>Why Georgia Why?</title>
    <published>2004-01-30T17:18:53Z</published>
    <updated>2004-01-30T17:18:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Ahh, Carter, Evolution and Emory University all in one scary article. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ga. Official Wants to Replace 'Evolution' &lt;br&gt;By DOUG GROSS &lt;br&gt;Associated Press Writer&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The state's school superintendent has proposed striking the word evolution from Georgia's science curriculum and replacing it with the phrase "biological changes over time."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The change, which drew criticism from both liberals and conservatives, is included in more than 800 pages of draft revisions to Georgia's curriculum that have been posted by the Department of Education on its Web site. The middle and high school standards are expected to be voted on by the state Board of Education in May, after public comments.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Superintendent Kathy Cox said the concept of evolution would still be taught under the proposal, but the word would not be used in the curriculum. The proposal would not require schools to buy new textbooks omitting the word evolution and would not prevent teachers from using it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cox, a Republican elected to the post in 2002, repeatedly referred to evolution as a "buzzword" Thursday and said the ban was proposed, in part, to alleviate pressure on teachers in socially conservative areas where parents object to its teaching.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"If teachers across this state, parents across this state say, 'This is not what we want,' then we'll change it," Cox said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Educators and legislators criticized the proposal, saying science teachers understand the theories behind evolution and how to teach them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"Here we are, saying we have to improve standards and improve education, and we're just throwing a bone to the conservatives with total disregard to what scientists say," said state Rep. Bob Holmes, a Democrat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Former President Jimmy Carter had harsh words for the change on Friday, calling it an embarrassment and saying it exposes the state to nationwide ridicule.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"As a Christian, a trained engineer and scientist, and a professor at Emory University, I am embarrassed by Superintendent Kathy Cox's attempt to censor and distort the education of Georgia's students," Carter said in a statement.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Social conservatives who prefer religious creation to be taught instead of evolution criticized the proposal as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;"If you're teaching the concept without the word, what's the point?" said Rep. Bobby Franklin, a Republican. "It's stupid. It's like teaching gravity without using the word gravity."&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Carter, a Baptist, said that existing references to evolution in Georgia's curriculum have done nothing to damage religious faith in the state.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cox spokesman Kirk Englehardt said the superintendent was reviewing Carter's statement Friday morning and did not have an immediate response.&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>HAHAHAHA</title>
    <published>2003-12-21T06:01:43Z</published>
    <updated>2003-12-21T06:01:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html"&gt;http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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